Geoff: Welcome to Sawston College, my name’s Geoff Peng. I transferred here just before the virus broke out. Apparently the Year 9 biology class was responsible for the outbreak.
Science teacher: So here we have a lamb’s heart. Make your incision down through the wall of the right atrium and ventricle, like so.
Student: Are you OK, sir?
Geoff: I’m here to tell you how to survive at Sawston, stay alive and get those all important GCSEs. There are five rules to keep your head at Sawston ... quite literally. Rule 1 - Don’t stand out.
Registration teacher: Charlie? (Charlie grunts) Tiegan? (Tiegan moans) Geoff? (Geoff groans) Ethan?
Ethan: Yes, Miss.
Geoff: It’s gonna hurt! Rule 2 - Make sure you stay fit and agile and have a good pair of shoes on you. Zombie!
Geoff’s classmate: Zombie!
Geoff: Hit the ropes.
Geoff’s classmate: My trainers! They’re not gripping!
Geoff: Rule 3 - Bring a packed lunch. If the virus doesn’t kill you, the zombie school dinners will. Rule 4 - Stay out of trouble. If you get sent to the principal’s office, you’re never coming back.
Student: Sir, seriously, I’m not an idiot, I wouldn’t break the rules like that. I did not bring my mobile phone into school ... Please don’t eat me!
Geoff: Rule 5 - No matter how much you like someone, never get emotionally attached. When it comes to zombies, stay your distance.
Drama teacher: OK, guys, so we really want to see that raw emotion OK, so just pull at those heart strings.
Boy actor: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to heal thy rough touch with a tender kiss.
Drama teacher: No! He’s my leading man!
Student: It is a tragedy, sir!
Geoff: If you can follow my five rules, you may have a chance of surviving in this troubled, troubled world.
Comments
I have watched a few zombie films. They're thrilling. By the way, the video was interesting.
Yes, I watched them very much.
Zombies are very scary and I like it.
yes
I’ve seen many films about zombie. This is one of my favorite genre, I think film a about zombie is really interesting and exciting. I really like this
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I liked the movie. I liked the acting. I laughed the whole movie!
Have you ever seen a zombie film? What do you know about zombies? No , I haven't . I think zombies are gross and I hate 'em !
I don't like very much the zombies movies. This video is very funny and my favourite part is the one in the principals office.
Yes.I watched one film. And ... this vidio soo funny . ı can't stop laughing . xD .Oh my Gosh !
I did too! There a two men found a car with a lots of guns. And they went to the town. One man want to find a strip cake! And one man just want to get out of Zombies land! There are not many people had been survivors, and they go to help them to kill all the zombies
I've not seen much Zombie films. A film which has decent zombies than these scary ones in the above video is in Percy Jackson and The Sea Of Monsters. Besides I don't Like Zombies. From what I have heard from Myth-books they ARE awfully horrid although they are Hades's soldiers..
Yes i've seen many zombie films, the last one I saw was War Z I thought it was a great film. I liked this film as well I thought it was very funny and I liked the idea! I think zombies aren't real but if they were I wouldn't be afraid of them.
I like the video and I want to congrats all the students that made this film, It was so funny!
I had never seen a zombie film, but I usually play video games were you kill zombies, one easy way to protect you from a zombie apocalipse is to find a place where zombies can not go.
yes.I did I have seen many zombies films. i think that they are good and exciting. they do not frighten me but the make me curios to see them. 8